Go to urbandictionary(dot)com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you.

1) Your name?
Scott
Usually a name given to the male species. Boys graced with this name are usually good looking, funny and extremely intelligent. Nicknames which are common are Scotty, Scottie or Scottee.

However if you unexpectantly have a girl pop out, Scott can also be transformed into a girls name in various ways e.g. Scottina, Scottette and Scott-anne.

2) Your age?
16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.

3) One of your friends?
Connor
A sex toy used for inserting in the ass.
Or a slang word for Ass dildo

4) What should you be doing?
Physics
A scientific subject which is the study of matter and energy and of interactions between the two, grouped in traditional fields such as acoustics, optics, mechanics, thermodynamics, and electromagnetism, as well as in modern extensions including atomic and nuclear physics, cryogenics, solid-state physics, particle physics, and plasma physics.

See also fun.

5) Favorite color?
Red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

6) Hometown:
Saratoga
The richest town in Upstate New York, where even the preppy kids smoke weed. Most kids wear polo and lacoste and listen to Dave Matthews Band, and attend his concerts yearly at SPAC. Birkenstocks, Jeep wranglers, and mercades benz are all popular. Really good at sports, Especially CREW and TRACK. One of the most challenging highschools in the Nation. DANK ASS downtown!

7) Month of your birthday?
May
cool; sexy; hot

8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Prank Caller
someone who calls people just to mess with them. usually targets business, less talented prankers target residences by calling, and then hanging up when someone answers. The Comedy Central show Crank Yankers is about real-life prank calls, acted out by puppets.


Also, ignore the drooling red guy at the top.